New Audit Reveals Comptroller Lander’s Wardrobe Choices Need “Serious Reform”
April 1, 2024
Comptroller Staff Proposes Significant Recommendations & Style Tips to Improve Boss’ Look
“Our audit finds we will likely require emergency procurement to revamp the Comptroller’s fit,” an anonymous source in the Comptroller’s office said. “This is an all-hands-on-deck moment.”
The audit included a review of Comptroller Lander’s extensive fedora collection and found serious room for felt tightening.
“Hats off to the auditors getting a head start on this investigation,” said Comptroller Brad Lander. “Much like my dad jokes, they’ll find my hats collection on top of the latest trends, no cap.”
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